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Welcome to The Chicken Sheet!




I’m new to all this website stuff, so bear with me.  If you see things that need to be changed, omitted or something I should include, just e-mail me.  The address is:  

My Chicken Sheet first appeared before the public in August, 2009.  It is a monthly publication dedicated to the elevation of junk mail to an art form and to promote the practices and principles of the Cult of the Sacred Chicken.  I began this venture to give away 100 each month to friends, relatives and other celebrities in order to spread a bit of fun around.  I don't think there's enough joy in our society.  Or at least, not enough attention being paid to the fun things.  Soon people began asking to be put on my list of 100 or wanting to buy a subscription.  At first, I resisted.  Finally, I decided to make my joy into a business.  That's what this website is all about.


My Chicken Sheet is not on line.  I'm dealing with elevating junk mail here.  That means the first 150 subscribers get their issue in a handcrafted envelope made from a wallpaper sample book or a roll of gift wrap, with a big fancy seal on it.  So your junk mail arrives with a little pizzazz.  It's up to you to tell me if the contents are as lovely as the package.